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Remember he good old days? The innocence of the cold war?
(by Luigi Luciano - July 31, 2008)
The Olympics are about to start. Whoopee! How many people really care? I can remember growing up when the Communists were still a threat. Looking back that was a great time in America. We only had to worry whether or not they would throw the switch to Nuke us all.
Today we have a different threat. Today terrorism is here and lives amongst us. Unlike the Communists who just keep threatening us as we would threaten them it really was harmless in hindsight. Today’s lunatics will blow themselves up and kill anyone in their way.
The Olympics meant something back then. You would watch it hoping to beat the crap out of the Russians. If we won the country went crazy. Today the excitement is gone. If we win its great but what does it really mean?
My suggestion would be that we have a terrorist state sort of like Iran, Palestine and some others out there competes against the United States in the Olympics.
Maybe even grant the wanted terrorists immunity during the Olympics to participate.
The names they have a very interesting and they could add back what has been missing for since the fall of Communism.
I mean we can’t seem to find Bin Laden so we know he is still out there why not invite him and his army of lunatics to battle us in the Olympics.
Here what it would be like if there was such a team.
Can you picture the United States basketball dream team against the Jihad Dream team?
I can see Osama (not Obama) in the starting line up for the Jihad basketball team. The announcers would introduce the starting line up.
Introducing the Jihad team. Direct from a cave in Northern Pakistan at 7ft tall Osama Bin Laden. He has rebounded from multiple bombings, attacks and reported kidney failure but he is one heck of a basketball player. It would be very funny to see Osama and his team running up and down the court in their long robes .
The starting line up for the Jihads would be;
Osama Bin Laden at center, our forwards are Abdelkarim Hussein Mohamed Al-Nasser (who is the number 3 man on the FBI’most wanted terrorist list) and Abdullah Ahmed Abdullah who is the number 4 on our list. Our 2 guards are Ayman Al-Zawahiri he is a very tricky player I hear he likes to hide the ball under his Burnoose. Last is Abu Suhayb Al-Amriki better known to the guys in the hood as Adam Pearlman. Adam converted to Muslin and decided to give up basketball here in the states for a better life in the caves of Afghanistan.
The Jihad swimming team will have a tough go at it when trying to swim with the heavy robes on but they will give it a try.
Ahmad Ibrahim Al-Mughassil will give it a shot for the Jihad Equestrian team. Ahmad in an interview before leaving for China said that he felt good about his chances in winning this event. He has spent the past several years in hiding but says he never stopped loving his horse he left behind as a young Jihadist. He is truly an inspiration to all young Jihadist Bin Laden told us he never gave up on his dreams.
The Jihad gymnastics team will be a power-house this year with names like Saif Al-Adel, Abd Al Aziz Awda and so many other big name terrorists they have an advantage over the Americans. Saif says he loves gymnastics. His mother told us as a baby Jihadist he used to run through a maze of bombs his father set up making him limber enough to do gymnastics. He first discovered his talent while in Jiahd training camp outside of Afghanistan. Bin Laden said I saw how he swung from poll to poll and knew if we ever went to the Olympics he Saif would be the man for gymnastics.
Ali Saed Bin Ali El-Hoorie was scheduled to participate in the Cycling Mountain Bike event until his robe got caught in the spokes and he hurt his ankle. In an interview he said Allah willing and if I have not blown himself up yet I plan to be back in 4 years.
On the Synchronized Swimming team is Jamel Ahmed Mohammed Ali Al-Badawi, Ramadan Abdullah Mohammad Shallah and Abdul Rahman Yasin. When asked if they working to synchronize a program would be difficult Ali responded by saying how different can it be from what we do now? We have to make sure bombs go off the same time and that is even more difficult than this event.
Judging by the video Jihads camps we saw these people train hard, work hard so they can blow themselves up one day while the leaders like Bin Laden can sit back a recruit more people.
It will be a tough battle for the American teams, but I have no doubt we will win it all and send all these Jihadist’s back home to their caves.
In a final statement from Bin Laden he said that whoever does not win there events will not be allowed to blow themselves up for 12 months a true disappointment to any Jihad young or old.
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