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Yes I’m a bad America
(by Luigi Luciano - May 03, 2007)
This was an e-mail that has been circulation around for a while. It has claimed to be written by George Carlin - a claim I might add, that is false. Whoever put this piece together did a very good job. In fact being Luigi I could have written this. It sounds just like something that I would say and believe. So since it wasn’t written by Carlin anyway, I changed the reference from George to Luigi.
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am Luigi Luciano.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave; I didn’t wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.
I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you’re running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my driver’s license. I think it’s good. And by the way I’m proud that “God” is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making “donations” to their cause. These people should be targets.
I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
And what is going on with gas prices... again?
I believe “illegal” is illegal no matter what the politicians think.
I believe all politicians should retire on Social Security like all the rest of us Americans.
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American!
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